Today in False Hope

Our dearest Wonkette is mercilessly cruel today, teasing us with this tempting headline. As magically delicious as a soul-patched Dubya would be, it all turns out to be a cold-hearted ruse. That got us thinking though... Could there be any better way for Team Bush to turn around their flagging poll numbers? To help you visualize what this country really needs, The Scourge has come up with this artist's representation of the power such a soul patch could have. Hmmm... Maybe a porn 'stache, too?