I just meta-puked

We all live here in DC with a certain amount of tolerance for the endless parade of annual meetings, industry conventions, and trade shows. They all come with prime rib and a name tag, and the high point is probably the feigned interest required of congressional staff during the inevitable "lobby day". But is this really needed? The annual meeting of the association that represents people who arrange annual meetings for associations... I can't even begin to guess what will go on here.